Autistic Appliances

Well it was bound to happen even our appliances are becoming autistic.

Our Dryer decided it didn't like heat and therefore when it started to reach the temperature that is required to to dry clothes the motor seizes and quits.

Our Computer Printer/Scanner only works when you aren't printing unless you hold the on button on while standing on one foot facing east but only if the dryer is running.

Our TV wont pull in a signal on the station you want to watch. It pulls in infomercials and Ernest Angsly. Thanks US Government for DTV it really rocks. I always hated the staticy but watchable television. Now we cant get it at all when someone between the Television Station and us farts. If it comes in and is weak we get every third word and it stutters and freezes that is if were lucky to get anything other than a blue screen. I will write a letter of complaint to the FCC as soon as I can get our Dryer to work so the printer will print.

I am setting here typing this while listening to Mel Tellis TV while surounded by wet clothes hanging in our house trying to dry.

On another note tomorrow is our youngest son's birthday. For his party he just wanted us to go to his favorite restuarant BWs. We were planning on going to our local one but found out on Friday that they are closed until well after his birthday. Even the eating establishments aren't cooperating.